Books
Snailbutter
A campy horror novel of regret, synchronously morphing into a monstrous, unexpected outcome. High school adultescent can be tough sometimes, especially if you’re hiding inside a snail shell refusing to come out, shelling out the world around you even your best friend. Snailbutter is a Bizarro punch of imagination packed with evil genetically-modified animals, sexy robots, Nazi scientists, cannibal lovers, cute British girls from other dimensions, and much more.
My Birth And Other Regrets
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"19 short stories that change tone and genre with each entry, from subtle to surreal, hallucinatory to horrifying, morose to madness – all handled by the masterful mind of musician and storyteller, Ben Fitts."
"One part coming-of-age, one part after-school special and one part Frankenstein; shaken and stirred with Fitts' wild brand of storytelling delivers this lovable classic for the insane."
- Frank Edler, Author and host of the Bizzong Podcast.
"A pretty great collection that is somehow both silly and somber. Herein you'll find about 20 or so fast-paced short stories that blend elements of horror and bizarro in unexpected ways, each one sounding like its own distinct thunderclap. It's not very often you'll find a book like this that is full of only winners, but Fitts manages to pull it off. This kind of stuff is right up my alley. Yeah, I really liked it."
-Danger Slater, author of I Will Rot Without You
The Earth No Longer Exists
"Something wonderful for lovers of weird literature.”
-S.C. Burke, author of ID Cancer
"Ben Fitts's debut shows him as a talent to be watched. In My Birth and Other Regrets, he combines the humorous, the horrifying, the eccentric, and the absurd to create to an excellent, unpredictable collection...”
-Ben Arzate, author of The Complete Idiot's Guide To Saying Goodbye
"In The Earth No Longer Exists, Ben Fitts invites you to step into a world where reality fractures into nothingness.
Through ten stories, Fitts masterfully explores the absurdity of the universe, and the results are as chilling as they are hilarious.
The Earth No Longer Exists is an existential odyssey that will leave you questioning not just the future, but the very foundation of existence itself."
Cthulhu Sweetheart
and Other Stories
Chapbooks
Five Tales Of Wacky
Surrealism
The four stories in this chapbook are all modern, good-natured takes on the Cthulhu mythos and the works of H.P. Lovecraft that blend horror, humor, and weirdness in a way that you’ll hopefully like, but would probably bum Lovecraft out if he could read it himself.
A chapbook that is just what it sounds like: a chapbook of five wacky, surrealist stories!