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Books

Snailbutter

A campy horror novel of regret, synchronously morphing into a monstrous, unexpected outcome. High school adultescent can be tough sometimes, especially if you’re hiding inside a snail shell refusing to come out, shelling out the world around you even your best friend. Snailbutter is a Bizarro punch of imagination packed with evil genetically-modified animals, sexy robots, Nazi scientists, cannibal lovers, cute British girls from other dimensions, and much more. 

My Birth And Other Regrets

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"19 short stories that change tone and genre with each entry, from subtle to surreal, hallucinatory to horrifying, morose to madness – all handled by the masterful mind of musician and storyteller, Ben Fitts."

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"One part coming-of-age, one part after-school special and one part Frankenstein; shaken and stirred with Fitts' wild brand of storytelling delivers this lovable classic for the insane."

 

- Frank Edler, Author and host of the Bizzong Podcast.

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"A pretty great collection that is somehow both silly and somber. Herein you'll find about 20 or so fast-paced short stories that blend elements of horror and bizarro in unexpected ways, each one sounding like its own distinct thunderclap. It's not very often you'll find a book like this that is full of only winners, but Fitts manages to pull it off. This kind of stuff is right up my alley. Yeah, I really liked it."

 

-Danger Slater, author of I Will Rot Without You

"Something wonderful for lovers of weird literature.”

-S.C. Burke, author of ID Cancer

"Ben Fitts's debut shows him as a talent to be watched. In My Birth and Other Regrets, he combines the humorous, the horrifying, the eccentric, and the absurd to create to an excellent, unpredictable collection...”

 

-Ben Arzate, author of The Complete Idiot's Guide To Saying Goodbye

Chapbooks

Cthulhu Sweetheart

and Other Stories

Five Tales Of Wacky

Surrealism

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The four stories in this chapbook are all modern, good-natured takes on the Cthulhu mythos and the works of H.P. Lovecraft that blend horror, humor, and weirdness in a way that you’ll hopefully like, but would probably bum Lovecraft out if he could read it himself.

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A chapbook that is  just what it sounds like: a chapbook of five wacky, surrealist stories!

Jeff Bezoslbub

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Just a story about how Jeff Bezos is secretly a demon named Jeff Bezoslbub. Deal with it.

Mark Of Cain

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A devilish short story created by Filthy Loot as part of their F•cked Up Stories To Read In The Daytime series.

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